Easter?

Perhaps I should wish you all a happy Easter, but the truth is that I don't celebrate Easter, not in the least.
I do enjoy celebrating holidays as a principal, almost every one including Midsummer, Halloween (throughout October, every day during that month), Christmas, waffle day, cinnamon roll day, towel day...
I usually put a spin on the traditional decoratives or food (like making a ginger cemetary, ginger eiffel tower... Or decorating our Christmas tree with lots of studded belts, bats, spiderwebs and skulls. Yeah, I was fourteen and sick to death of Christmas).
But I have never celebrated Easter. Sure, I dressed up as a witch and harassed my neighbours until they gave me sweets once when I was a kid, but I think my mom set me up to do that. Also, I think I just enjoyed being dressed up as a witch, because I got to walk around with a broom and eat a lot of sweets...

This was not what I was supposed to write about today. I'm being forced to read "The Iliad" by Homer for school, and you could say that it's taking up most of my energy. That might be the reason for this unorganised post.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it immensely, it's just a little heavy for my mind. Okay, very heavy.
Well... Happy Easter anyway, to all of you who do celebrate it. If I painted eggs, I would paint skulls, because I am so hardcore. So all of you who do paint eggs, please paint some skulls for me. Spiders are cool too, and bats. Paint that.


What have we been up to lately?
Well... the usual, we have been rehearsing. More and more of us have started bringing our dinners to rehearsal space during Wednesdays. That is kinda cozy, in my opinion.
Oh yeah, and we shot new promotional pics in a studio. Lovely Amanda Light held the camera this time as well while we made snarly faces and such.
Other than that we are working on new songs, as usual. And since Sam is going home to the more northern regions of the country during Easter, we are going to take that time to finish some songs, redo some and you know... just polish some of them until they shine.
Also we are planning for our first (official) gig here in Stockholm! On April 24th we will play on Harry B James. If you are in town, come see us!

So yeah. Happy Easter if you celebrate it.
For me and everyone else, let's enjoy our time off. And the weather. Make tea and scones and enjoy the fact that yellow is an ugly colour and we won't have anything to do with it.

- Jade

Sam: "I know what a Sweet Release is! (The name of our most recent song) It's a sock and some apricot perfume!"

On growling

 

I’ve been into the metal scene for quite a while now, with the interest turning serious in my early teens, and I’ve always been fascinated by the concept of growling. For many years, music was not primarily playing drums for me (I did play, but without the genuine passion that I have today), but instead learning how to produce weird noises with my mouth; the wish to be able to do what the cool, big boys were doing was so strong that I can actually remember the exact moment when it finally clicked for me. I was sixteen years old and on vacation in Florida with my family (second time visiting the United States for me), walking down this beautiful beach that I don’t remember the name of, and all of a sudden, I just tried imitating this singer that had this fiery vocals going and it worked! It finally clicked in that special way when you know that you’ve actually improved – a true level-up. Since then I’ve been happily roaring away, focusing less on maintaining a single-stable voice but instead on learning what my throat can and can’t do, while getting more into drums, joining bands and so on.

 

But that was just the background for my interest, and not the focal point of this little essay; instead I’d like to share a few thoughts about the WHY of growling: why is it actually practiced? What is the appeal? What are its qualities, strengths and weaknesses?

 

My first conclusion after spending much time actively listening to – and analyzing – growling is that good growling works with the three M’s: the Monstrous, the Majestic, and the Maniacal; some people wish to use growling outside of these contexts, and those people are generally considered the dickheads and attention-whores of the metal scene, to put it in nice terms. Why? Because doing that is an insult both to the art of growling and the music where they applied the growling to; and if there are any hesitations about this quite judgmental statement, have no doubts, I will prove my point soon enough.

The Monstrous: the first M is quite obvious; growling is generally not considered a very human sound to make: it’s not specifically roaring, it’s not even someone speaking with a sore throat, but instead something almost predatory and bloodthirsty, a displacement of the self and an embrace of the ID and the reptilian part of the brain. There is no surprise that bands that use both clean and growled vocals, especially if the clean voice is female, are described as using the Beauty and the Beast-technique in their performances, as such an expression cuts down into the very heart of the matter: the haunting, awesome (traditional sense) and angelic clean vocals are contrasted with parts of pure, feral instinct. The Monstrous of growling allows it to present a different side of the world created by the music, a side where normal conventions break down and chaos reigns, a primal state of being; the man before you baring his sharp fangs as the werewolf emerges.

The Majestic: this one might not be as apparent at first glance, but is very much true nonetheless; growling is a powerful way to deliver lyrics. You will notice as this paper goes on that many attributes already mentioned in one paragraph will show up in the others, with this being the first: the displacement of the simple human. Growling can be Majestic because the almost transcendental impression it may give the listener: the imperial feeling of looking up at a giant throne, the voice booming down to you, otherworldly and detached from the common people milling about below. That is the reason why so many symphonic bands employ growling segments, or even only growled vocals; it adds to the power of the arrangement through its inherent Majesty. Why is this so? Clearly, it has very little to do with bared fangs and bloodied claws mentioned above, unless you’d count fear of the beast as majestic that is. I believe that one reason behind this state of being is that growling is not really a single voice; it is a distorted, twisted sound that happens to allow for words to be formed, and is delivered almost like a thick, off-key choir, despite being a single vocalist. This wall-of-sound effect transforms the vocalist into, in this context, not a monster but rather an Other and Higher, which is why Dimmu Borgir for instance uses the harsh growled vocals to present an infernal Majesty, while Extol on their song Undeceived used deep booming growling to enact the Majesty of the voice of God.

 

The Maniacal: lastly, we have the Maniacal, which we could also call the Breakdown; growling is extremely handy when it comes to playing with moods and mental stability through its in-your-face intensity: a song dealing with philosophical conundrums or the agony of loss can benefit from the addition of precision-growl-strikes that keep the listener on edge. Likewise the Maniacal feel again ties in with the downplay of the Human, but while the Monstrous deals with tapping into the primal urges and the Majestic handles transcendental issues, the Maniacal instead uses the growl as a form of regression, almost as the dark side of the Monstrous; indeed, the Maniacal is what ties the Monstrous and the Majestic together into the three M’s; the Majestic becomes Maniacal in its detachment and turns into the Monstrous, for instance. The Maniacal is also an excellent way to throw the listener directly into the mouth of the madness, the growl presenting the emotions of our “narrator” seamlessly:  Prince Hamlet’s soliloquy could for instance start of off normally, working up steam as it goes, before turning first into shouting or intense mumbling before regressing into fury-choked growled lines without anyone batting an eye (unless growling in itself is offensive for them). The same goes for sorrow once it gets to the point of the character no longer wanting to feel; you kill off the human shell and release pure emotion, regardless if those are anger, sorrow, despair or even bittersweet gratefulness; as long as the emotions have a stain of darkness in them, the Maniacal can work its charms.

 

The simplified theory of the three M’s as presented above should be seen as a good guideline over how to use growling as a seasoning to your vocal performance; breaking the boundaries set up here is not recommended unless you’re completely sure of what you’re doing, or if you simply do not give a rat’s ass about letting the vocals dance with the lyrics and music on equal terms. The reason for this is simply because the three M’s are what messages are sent through growling, and creating a balance between all the aspects of a song is often crucial for the aesthetic appeal of it; the times growling is used successfully out of such contexts is in comedy, where the contrast in itself fuels the humor of the work. Unless the song is comedic, the result is always sub-par, for the same reason that you do not want bombastic opera-vocals in your quiet guitar-based ballad or a punk rock singer only rocking the falsetto: it simply does not fit. I’m not saying this to downplay creativity and originality, neither am I saying this with the authority of a rock legend, but instead as a person who enjoys twisting concepts about, because no matter what, if you stick brutal growled parts in situations where they do not fit, you’re not avant-garde, you’re not a pioneer, you’re not even making a postmodern statement about how music is like clay – you’re just making terrible or at least sub-par music. Original and creative artists are successful not because they have the guts to mix everything in a big bowl and see what comes out; they’re successful because they have the eyes and ears to pick out what piece could fit where, even in contexts not obvious; growling is a great tool for accentuating a word, a phrase, a song or even an entire album, but like all tools, it has its own inherent limits, and as you don’t use a hammer to cut boards or a drill to weld, you should not use growling unless the song benefits from it.

 

/Sam

Approaching Spring

It's been a while, I know.

At the moment I have caught a cold, and the timing really sucks because I feel that spring is fast approaching.
Matt has also caught it (one of us probably got it from the other...), and I try to get better by putting fresh ginger and lemon into my tea.
At least I feel like it's helping.

Yesterday me, Alex, Matt and Samuel met up to write lyrics. It was really cozy; we made dinner together and Alex's lovely girlfriend made us tea.
The lyrics turned out incredible, they just need a little adjustments. And a name. We suck at naming our songs. The worknames usually stay until we can't stand it anymore and just give the song a fucking name.
Either the title is there from the start or it's the last thing written. The title never shows up in the process.
Anyways, the new song is about a murder, that much I can say.

When I feel a little better, I think I'll bake some cupcakes. With lemon perhaps. Because... It's friday, I have a cold and I need sugar.

- Jade


"Alex: Nej, det blir grötigt.
Samuel: Jag gillar gröt..."
We have had our first gig (sorry, guys, we did it in secret)!
It went really well, we had both video recording and pictures of the event, the pictures can be seen at our facebook channel www.facebook.com/circusoflamia.

I think we will put a little something, something on the youtube channel..

Stay tuned for more insanity!


-Matt

Saturday

Personally, I am still tired from an exhausting weekend.
At ten in the morning, saturday, I arrived at the studio. My tea was running cold after an hour of public transportation, and while Matt and Alex set up the equipment, I hurried to have my breakfast.
What I learned from that is that I need a new thermos cup...
Then we recorded and experimented with vocals for almost ten hours, pausing only for lunch.
We recorded vocals on four songs and it felt really good, especially since at least I was very unsure of how to present my voice on two of them.

And if I manage so sound more angry than Matt, even for just a moment, I think we got something big going on.

So what did the others do while me and Matt whispered, screamed, hummed, sang and growled?
Both Samuel and Evve fell asleep at some point (they really didn't have to be there), Sam waking up only to give his opinion on the vocals.
Fredde sat tirelessly, sending out gig requests for at least the same amount of time both me and Matt together put on recording.
COL on stage soon? I think so.

- Jade
I just stumble upon this very handsome site that allows you to listen to music thru your browser for completly free!
It has an indescribably prettier interface than grooveshark and is very straight foward, and the best news of all, Circus of Lamia is on it as well.

Why don't you check it out at http://www.thesixtyone.com/artist/Circusoflamia/settings/album/edit/30265/#/s/SWlVr4jNPvH/

Love
Alex


Snow Shoveling and Tentacle Flailing

If you’re a privileged, young person like myself, but unlike me does not live close to, or above the polar circle, you might be unfamiliar with the idea of snow shoveling, thinking that it is something done in old movies and by special tractors; this is wrong, and also, screw you for living in a climate more friendly to human life.  Now, for a little background: I, the handsome, magnificent and until now internetically invisible (yes,  I used “internet” as an adverbial; sue me) drummer in this interesting constellation, have been spending a few weeks in the north of Sweden to be with my family and the friends that I left behind when I moved southwards to the beautiful capital of this phallic country, and because of that I have mainly been able to do two things: play video games and drive a car; great things that I’ve missed a lot. The video game I’ve been playing the most during these weeks when I’ve been away from the dorm and the band is a two-year old game entitled Prototype.

And now for the relevance of this text: today my little sister in a bout of maternal care and slight irritation sent me out of the house and into the cold to shovel away a few decimeters from the driveway. It was nice work and it felt good to reactivate a part of my knowledge that has fallen into disuse over this last year and a half; you see, you cannot just plow on and hope everything sticks: a good snow shoveling is accomplished by first slicing off the newly fallen top layer of snow; this removes a lot of extra space and weight that would be in the way for step two, which is a direct attack on the hard, often frozen layer below; and for that you need to put your strength behind it and push forward in short, sharp attacks, shearing off the packed snow as you go.

Why am I telling you this? Well, because this brain-numbing and masculine work opened up for a moment of reflection, and I realized that the game Prototype is one of the most covertly sexual games I have ever played.

Woah! Did you just almost decorate your screen in blood and pieces of your mind that was just blown? Well brace yourself, for the next point will make those gooey pieces detonate in a nuclear explosion of “holy shitting fuck!”, so bear with me here:  I, as many with me, have long experience of traversing those websites that you rarely “like” on Facebook; generally through a combination of bile fascination and actual interest in what weird shit it is that makes some humans tick, with paraphilia being a personal hobby of sorts, which of course is another word for “deviant stuff people find arousing”.

So what is arousing about a game where you play a psycho with awesome, fleshy mutant powers (haha, almost made a penis joke there) that (oopsie, just did) kills thousands of military, civilians and monsters, often in very gory ways? Well, firstly, if you’re into that, we have the tentacles, all those tentacles. If you have ever been online, and outside the generally-safe spheres of social networks and newspapers, there is a weird place called “Japan” that seems to thrive on weird kinky stuff, including monsters with tentacles. “But this game uses the tentacles only to impale and grab (just painted yourself into a corner there, kiddo) people and get into helicopters, there is no way they can be seen as anything but weapons!” you say, to which I nod and say “Perhaps”, because yes perhaps the long, strong, sinewy, pulsating ropes of flesh can be seen as purely weapons (mind you, I’ve seen kinky stuff starring Plant 42 from Resident Evil), but that was only my first, and actually weaker point. The second, and primary point? Vore. Aka “you eat people”. This is actually a big part of the game, because when you consume an individual in-game, you also consume that person’s memory and skills, and to finish the game you need to eat your way through military, scientists, mutants and so on, which is done by killing them and absorbing them (absorption being a sub-category of that fetish), which heals your wounds and from a plot perspective increases your biomass. This can actually be combined with the aforementioned tentacles (google “tentacle vore” if you’re not keen on keeping your innocence and/or sanity) to create a load of really fucked up fan work, so I decided to see if I could find some with some quick searches. Oh, and you still alive after that second cataclysmic explosion, congratulations; you are stronger than most, but I digress, so back to the searching…

I was surprised; in fact, there was very little fan work based on Prototype in general, and besides a few comic strips and images referring to the idea behind tentacle rape there were no sexually themed ones. I was relieved and disappointed at the same time; none of my innocent childhood heroes have been left unspoiled on my journey through life and the internet, so why this game? Was it simply not interesting enough? Not popular enough? Not sacred enough? I cannot tell, but I feel that despite this anti-climax to my little anecdote I have made a difference, some person’s life has taken a step towards the worse, or perhaps, in a sick twist, better, and most of all I’ve been able to unload a little weight from my shoulders. Happy 2012.

/Sam

Yeah, it is that cozy

Hi all!
Last weekend was busy and cozy. It was early and we were armed with breakfast (Consisiting of tea, coffee, grapes and doughnuts) when we gathered to record some workcopies and write some music.
We got so much done, but of course, that is never enough. But it was cozy and we were not ready to fight each other (which is always a positive sign, haha) so we decided to take another weekend to complete things started and move forward in our work.

As I've already mentioned, most of the time we write and record keyboard, but in a true, solidary spirit, the whole band is there, because everyone can contribute to something. Sometimes two people record (one is playing and the other is messing around with the computer) and sometimes one more is there to give feedback while two other people are in another room, writing lyrics, choreography, bloging or buying food for everyone.

Yeah it is that cozy.
And now I'm off to continue having a cozy time with the ladies!

More soon.
- Jade

CoL Questions!

Better late than never, but so much has been going on that the time to upload som silly, simple questions has unfortunately been neglected.
I apologize for this, but I hope this has been worth waiting for. Brace yourself for probably what will be the longest blog post. Ever. For Circus of Lamia, at least.
Here they are, our crazy questions that we have been handing our to people on our little flyer-card-thingies for the Medusa release party.
Enjoy.

If you suddenly stopped aging and had eternal life, what would your life look like the forthcoming thousand years?

  • Alex: I would spend the forthcoming 100 years perfecting my musical skills in different instruments.  The next 100 years I would spend building an independent economy. Further ahead the next 100 years I would spend exploring the world. The next 100 years I would spend building a heritage/family. The next 100 years I would spend perfecting my human skills. The next 100 years I would spend perfecting my skills in technology. The next 300 years I would spend developing technology that would aid the human race in forth coming challenges. My last 74 years I would spend writing music based on all that I experienced so far creating pieces that just are out of this world and my final year I would then plan what to do the next forthcoming 1000 years
  • Matt: I'd take a few hundreds of years learning instruments, couple more to enjoy the world as a musician and travel. Then I don’t know.

  • Jade: I’d work on things that would take forever to perfect. I’d live in every possible way I would ever want to. Maybe start a cult, just to see if it would work. Then I’d kill myself out of boredom.
  • Martin: Two things, play bass like there is no tomorrow and learn everything about chemistry :D
  • Samuel: Well, that depends entirely on the circumstances of said immortality - am I invincible, or simply unaging? Do I have to eat? Breathe? Am I essentially some faggy twilight vampire, but without the fangs and sparkles, or am I simply stuck in time? But anyway, I would probably travel. And depending on the answers to the aforementioned questions I would or would not wait until I was in some manner economically independent. Oh, and I'd probably learn a lot of things as well; perhaps become a historian, since I'd really live in the past anyway, so everything I did I would have the opportunity to see the result of, like a omniscient herald of the butterfly effect. So yeah, now when I think about it I would probably pick people and haunt them for fifty years or so, influence their lives and see their reactions, so yeah, I'd essentially be the "dark man in the trench coat" that grandpa has seen twice every year since he was twelve

What's eating you?

  • Alex: My worm inside my brain
  • Matt: Zombies, eating my brainz! *OM NOM NOM NOM*
  • Jade: The man eaters on the coast of Barbary
  • Martin: The question is rather; “Why is it eating me?”
  • Samuel: Time.

If you had to remove one of your five senses which would you sacrifice?

(Sight, hearing, smell, taste, touch)

  • Alex: Smell
  • Matt: Taste, I eat because I need to.
  • Jade: Smell. Unfortunately is affects the sense of taste a lot, but at least I wouldn’t be able to smell anything unpleasant like sweat, farts and rubbish. And not wonderful smells like chocolate, peach, vanilla and cinnamon either though…
  • Martin: Smell!
  • Samuel: Since I'd lose a lot of taste with the smell... I'd remove the reflexive sense of pain. There are something like twelve separate senses anyway.

 

Do you have any bad habits?
Alex: I work alot and can play video games for 10-15 hours a day
Matt: Yeah, game addiction
Jade: Yeah… If there is an item like a book, dress, heels, candelabra etc, that I feel that I
REALLY want, I can’t concentrate on anything besides that one item until I get it. I make up
nonsense reason why I need it. And this occurs mostly when I’m broke.
Martin: Connecting every question to science...
Samuel: Of course I have
What would you consider to be your best quality?
Alex: Producing results
Matt: My charm and my ability to never give up.
Jade: Getting dressed. Oh, and baking. I make the best frozen cheesecake. Ever.
Martin: Open minded to music
Samuel: My interest and enthusiasm about my environment and how it affects my imagination.
But not THE environment, screw that stuff.
What is 2/3?
Alex: 0.666
Matt: 0,666 \m/
Jade: Metal.
Martin: It´s (2^1/2*3^-1/2)^2 or 0,666 + 6E-4+6E-5+......+6E-n and n=infinity
Samuel: 4/6
If you had to dispose of a body part, which one would it be and why?
Alex: A toe?
Matt: A leg, I'd still be able to sing, play instruments and computer games.
Jade: An ear, as long as it doesn’t affect my hearing. And it could look kinda cool.
Martin: My appendix of course!
Samuel: The second toe from the right on my right foot's nail. Because it looks retarded.
If you had three wishes from a genie, what would you wish for?
Alex: Unstoppable amount of money (money can be used to aid so many others and unlocks
abilities and doors for other as you can supply them with money) Eternal life and control of over
anything in the universe
Matt: Wealth, talent and longer life in my current young state.
Jade: A voice strong like steel and beautiful like a flower, new black 5” heels and tea that never
runs cold.
Martin: Bring Frank Zappa back from the dead and reunite Mr. Bungle, a bass with ten strings
and all the chemistry equipment I want.
Samuel: I would become a pop tart and fly through space while shitting a rainbow. Or perhaps
I'd do the standard and ask for more wishes. Or maybe that's how I got to live for so long, in
which case I would become something cool, like a spare time urban legend or something (I'm
obsessed with interesting stories of that kind). Oh! Or I'd go mad with power and ask to become
the world's most powerful genie, just to be sucked into my new lamp while damning a young
handsome middle-eastern thief! Or maybe I would go mad with stupid and wish that "everyone's
wishes would come true", thus damning the universe. So many wishes, so little time. In the end
I'd probably back away slowly, because we're not meant to wish for things like that. Humans
are inherently unable to see the full consequence of their own choices. Oh, who am I kidding? I
would be egoistical like everyone else would. Yes, even You who only wished for world peace
and the end of poverty. Even you.
Name one bad good and one bad attribute about each person around you?
Alex: Martin: Good, his dedication (he will become mad one day as his passion consumes him)
and a bad attribute is his health.
Samuel: Good his natural talents and bad is that he sometimes make bad choices that affects him
badly. Jade: Good, her diamond eyes in knowing what to wear/stand to make a good image and
her bad is her laziness.
Matt: His incredible devotion to aim for the stars and his bad is that he is naive/easy affected
Matt: Jade: Needs to have things her way or nothing at all, but focused.
Martin: Very focused on his way, not being able to adapt his views.
Alex: Very independent and focused, tends to be sort of a dictator sometimes.
Samuel: Very talkative and humoristic but tends to want to have an opinion about everything.
Jade: Martin: He processes his thoughts very quickly, he thinks fast. His brain is unfortunately
connected directly to his mouth and he talks very fast, haha.
Samuel: One of the most creative persons I have ever met, his ideas are most often brilliant and
fresh. Though, he is very often late for a meet up.
Alex: He makes things happen, he follows through with his and our plans. Sometimes he forgets
that we are five persons involved in the plans and not only one.
Matt: So enthusiastic about things he likes! But sometimes he won’t consider ideas he doesn’t
instantly warm up to.
Martin: Alex: Master of guitar - Can be a bit bossy.
Samuel: His eternal monologues - His eternal monologues.
Jade: Beautiful voice - Distracts Matt with her female attributes
Matt: Killer growler - Getting distracted by Jade
Samuel: Alex: Great talent and has a very sober view of the music industry - That same talent
and the respect it entitles means that his words can reflexively be considered final, even though
other options are possible.
Mathias: Passionate and considerate - Can be quite naïve and quick to set his mind in stone about
issues.
Martin: Visionary to the bone - Gets ahead of himself.
Jade: Great to work with when she's in a flow - Afraid of making mistakes
How would you imagine it would be like to have sex in space?
Alex: Floaty!
Matt: One hump and you float away :P
Jade: Amusing, in well… not a very sexy way.
Martin: If you mean outside a spaceship I would call it a deathtrap!
Samuel: Dizzying
What is your favourite romantic moment?
Alex: Waking up every day next to my darling.
Matt: Candles, movies and eyes meeting
Jade: The first kiss you share with someone you are deeply infatuated with. I will never forget
any first kisses.
Martin: Being with my girlfriend.
Samuel: Butcher shed
What time period do you wish to live in?
Alex: Current time period or another 2000 years in to the future
Matt: 1700 or 1970-1990
Jade: 18th or 19th Century. Ah, good ol’ fashion and misogyni.
Martin: Being born 10 - 20 years earlier.... To be able to see Mr.bungle and Frank Zappa live =
the dream
Samuel: This one. Perhaps a close future, but I'm far too comfortable to live without toilet paper,
no matter if it's obsolete or not invented.
What one thing would you bring to a deserted island and why?
Alex: My darling because it’s always more fun being two.
Matt: A guitar. It can always explain the feelings inside and can supply wood for a fire.
Jade: The Kingkiller Chronicles. Yes, they are three separate books. Yes, I cheat.
Martin: A ship so I can get away from that place.
Samuel: A middle-sized, seaworthy boat. Ha ha, fooled the system!
What would you do if you woke up one day and realised you had changed into the opposite
sex?
Alex: Find a way to change back
Matt: I would not leave my bed for many hours...
Jade: Wonder if I finally could understand the offside rule in soccer.
Martin: Be amazed and wonder what the fuck had happened... then start doing an analysis on
what really did happen.
Samuel: I'd scream. And then I'd scream again because I wouldn't recognize my voice. Then
I would lie catatonic in my bed, whisper "It's just a dream, it's just a dream...", try to sleep in
hope of waking up to a new day with a penis, and if that wasn't the case, do some of those
things all over again. I'd probably vomit out of sheer, overwhelming dread and hopelessness
over my current state, and I would get to some place with a stable internet connection (ie "not
my apartment") to search around for other cases of this happening. A few hours or so into the
search I would probably hate every single person whining about how much they'd want to be the
little girl, and shortly after that conclude that at least (under my ideal circumstances) I'm totally
hot and this t-shirt with no bra really shows off my boobs. Too bad my mind wouldn't change
to accommodate the new body, so it would be really annoying to be hit on by guys. Oh, and I'd
explore the secret world of female pair toilet visiting.

Do you have any bad habits?

  • Alex: I work alot and can play video games for 10-15 hours a day
  • Matt: Yeah, game addiction
  • Jade: Yeah… If there is an item like a book, dress, heels, candelabra etc, that I feel that I REALLY want, I can’t concentrate on anything besides that one item until I get it. I make up nonsense reason why I need it. And this occurs mostly when I’m broke.
  • Martin: Connecting every question to science...
  • Samuel: Of course I have

 

What would you consider to be your best quality?

  • Alex: Producing results
  • Matt: My charm and my ability to never give up.
  • Jade: Getting dressed. Oh, and baking. I make the best frozen cheesecake. Ever.
  • Martin: Open minded to music
  • Samuel: My interest and enthusiasm about my environment and how it affects my imagination. But not THE environment, screw that stuff.

 

What is 2/3?

  • Alex: 0.666
  • Matt: 0,666 \m/
  • Jade: Metal.
  • Martin: It´s (2^1/2*3^-1/2)^2 or 0,666 + 6E-4+6E-5+......+6E-n and n=infinity
  • Samuel: 4/6

 

 

If you had to dispose of a body part, which one would it be and why?

  • Alex: A toe?
  • Matt: A leg, I'd still be able to sing, play instruments and computer games.
  • Jade: An ear, as long as it doesn’t affect my hearing. And it could look kinda cool.
  • Martin: My appendix of course!
  • Samuel: The second toe from the right on my right foot's nail. Because it looks retarded.

 

 

If you had three wishes from a genie, what would you wish for?

 

  • Alex: Unstoppable amount of money (money can be used to aid so many others and unlocks abilities and doors for other as you can supply them with money) Eternal life and control of over anything in the universe
  • Matt: Wealth, talent and longer life in my current young state.
  • Jade: A voice strong like steel and beautiful like a flower, new black 5” heels and tea that never runs cold.
  • Martin: Bring Frank Zappa back from the dead and reunite Mr. Bungle, a bass with ten strings and all the chemistry equipment I want.
  • Samuel: I would become a pop tart and fly through space while shitting a rainbow. Or perhaps I'd do the standard and ask for more wishes. Or maybe that's how I got to live for so long, in which case I would become something cool, like a spare time urban legend or something (I'm obsessed with interesting stories of that kind). Oh! Or I'd go mad with power and ask to become the world's most powerful genie, just to be sucked into my new lamp while damning a young handsome middle-eastern thief! Or maybe I would go mad with stupid and wish that "everyone's wishes would come true", thus damning the universe. So many wishes, so little time. In the end I'd probably back away slowly, because we're not meant to wish for things like that. Humans are inherently unable to see the full consequence of their own choices. Oh, who am I kidding? I would be egoistical like everyone else would. Yes, even You who only wished for world peace and the end of poverty. Even you.

 

Name one bad good and one bad attribute about each person around you?

  • Alex:
  1. Martin: Good, his dedication (he will become mad one day as his passion consumes him) and a bad attribute is his health.
  2. Samuel: Good his natural talents and bad is that he sometimes make bad choices that affects him badly.
  3. Jade: Good, her diamond eyes in knowing what to wear/stand to make a good image and her bad is her laziness.
  4. Matt: His incredible devotion to aim for the stars and his bad is that he is naive/easy affected
  • Matt:
  1. Jade: Needs to have things her way or nothing at all, but focused.
  2. Martin: Very focused on his way, not being able to adapt his views.
  3. Alex: Very independent and focused, tends to be sort of a dictator sometimes.
  4. Samuel: Very talkative and humoristic but tends to want to have an opinion about everything.
  • Jade:
  1. Martin: He processes his thoughts very quickly, he thinks fast. His brain is unfortunately connected directly to his mouth and he talks very fast, haha.
  2. Samuel: One of the most creative persons I have ever met, his ideas are most often brilliant and fresh. Though, he is very often late for a meet up.
  3. Alex: He makes things happen, he follows through with his and our plans. Sometimes he forgetsthat we are five persons involved in the plans and not only one.
  4. Matt: So enthusiastic about things he likes! But sometimes he won’t consider ideas he doesn’t instantly warm up to.
  • Martin:
  1. Alex: Fantastisc guitarist and a extremly talented song writer - Can be a bit bossy.
  2. Samuel: His eternal monologues and his fantastic passion - His eternal monologues.
  3. Jade: Funny, faboulous writer/lyricist and a fantastic singer- Distracts Matt with her female attributes.
  4. Matt: Killer growler - Can be extremly close minded!
  • Samuel:
  1. Alex: Great talent and has a very sober view of the music industry - That same talent
    and the respect it entitles means that his words can reflexively be considered final, even though
    other options are possible.
  2. Mathias: Passionate and considerate - Can be quite naïve and quick to set his mind in stone about
    issues.
  3. Martin: Visionary to the bone - Gets ahead of himself.
  4. Jade: Great to work with when she's in a flow - Afraid of making mistakes

 

How would you imagine it would be like to have sex in space?

 

  • Alex: Floaty!
  • Matt: One hump and you float away :P
  • Jade: Amusing, in well… not a very sexy way.
  • Martin: If you mean outside a spaceship I would call it a deathtrap!
  • Samuel: Dizzying

 

 

What is your favourite romantic moment?

 

  • Alex: Waking up every day next to my darling.
  • Matt: Candles, movies and eyes meeting
  • Jade: The first kiss you share with someone you are deeply infatuated with. I will never forget
    any first kisses.
  • Martin: Being with my girlfriend.
  • Samuel: Butcher shed

 

 

What time period do you wish to live in?

 

  • Alex: Current time period or another 2000 years in to the future
  • Matt: 1700 or 1970-1990
  • Jade: 18th or 19th Century. Ah, good ol’ fashion and misogyni.
  • Martin: Being born 10 - 20 years earlier.... To be able to see Mr.bungle and Frank Zappa live =
    the dream
  • Samuel: This one. Perhaps a close future, but I'm far too comfortable to live without toilet paper,
    no matter if it's obsolete or not invented.

 

 

What one thing would you bring to a deserted island and why?

 

  • Alex: My darling because it’s always more fun being two.
  • Matt: A guitar. It can always explain the feelings inside and can supply wood for a fire.
  • Jade: The Kingkiller Chronicles. Yes, they are three separate books. Yes, I cheat.
  • Martin: A ship so I can get away from that place.
  • Samuel: A middle-sized, seaworthy boat. Ha ha, fooled the system!

 

 

What would you do if you woke up one day and realised you had changed into the opposite

sex?

 

  • Alex: Find a way to change back
  • Matt: I would not leave my bed for many hours...
  • Jade: Wonder if I finally could understand the offside rule in soccer.
  • Martin: Be amazed and wonder what the fuck had happened... then start doing an analysis on
    what really did happen.
  • Samuel: I'd scream. And then I'd scream again because I wouldn't recognize my voice. Then I would lie catatonic in my bed, whisper "It's just a dream, it's just a dream...", try to sleep in hope of waking up to a new day with a penis, and if that wasn't the case, do some of those things all over again. I'd probably vomit out of sheer, overwhelming dread and hopelessness over my current state, and I would get to some place with a stable internet connection (ie "not my apartment") to search around for other cases of this happening. A few hours or so into the search I would probably hate every single person whining about how much they'd want to be the little girl, and shortly after that conclude that at least (under my ideal circumstances) I'm totally hot and this t-shirt with no bra really shows off my boobs. Too bad my mind wouldn't change to accommodate the new body, so it would be really annoying to be hit on by guys. Oh, and I'd explore the secret world of female pair toilet visiting.


If you had to have sex with someone around you, who would it be and why?
  • Alex: None, but if I had to choose. The real only female around us, Jade
  • Matt: At the moment anyone go get it out of my system :P
  • Jade: I’d rather not at all.
  • Martin: Girlfriend obviously
  • Samuel: One of those gals a few rows down from here, because they might look good (can only see them from behind), and at least they're in my age group.
Do you believe in soul mates?
  • Alex: No.
  • Matt: Yes, I do
  • Jade: I believe there are several people that are a perfect match out there for everyone.
  • Martin: No!
  • Samuel: It's a strange idea that somehow two souls are metaphysically connected and only these
    two are somehow compatible with each other, so no. Although the idea is nice. Love is so much
    more than just "fate"
What shape is your tattoo? Don't have one? Why not?
  • Alex: Don’t have one because I never came to create one
  • Matt: I don’t have any yet; I have a few piercings though.
  • Jade: I have my “It’s always tea time” 6 O’Clock on my right thigh with a steaming teapot and 
    cup in front of it. It was made in 2009.
  • Martin: Don’t have one. Why? Go to the genie question, second wish.... That’s why!
  • Samuel: I have none. I'm thinking of getting a couple though.
If you had a superpower, what would it be?
  • Alex: Unable to die
  • Matt: X-Ray vision
  • Jade: Easily being able to walk in extremely high heels any time.
  • Martin: Super brain --- Fuck yeah!
  • Samuel: Telekinesis. Then I'd study physics and chemistry to adapt my powers to everything
    from burning stuff to freezing things to everything in between.
Tell us about the time you lost your virginity
  • Alex: No comments
  • Matt: I was 13... *am I in yet? No… no… no… 'moan' yes!*
  • Jade: Lost it? No, no, no, I gave that away.
  • Martin: No!
  • Samuel: Rocks and needles.
If this was your last day on earth, what would you do?
  • Alex: Take it easy and just relax and enjoy life
  • Matt: I'd write a letter explaining what I feel, what I know and what I want further generations
    to know, to teach them.
  • Jade: Dress up and spend all of my money and a little more on afternoon tea at the Ritz. Yes, all
    of them, because that will be kinda pricey. Seriously.
  • Martin: Be with the person I love and play bass all day long.
  • Samuel: I'd have a coke. And eat so much chocolate. And then I'd throw pies at people.

 

 

Release party

Thanks to everyone who was at Medusa and partied with us, we had a blast!
Some crazy things happened, as expected, and lucky us to expect them!
Samuel tried to eat the worlds most spicy hot dog. And that was really stupid, but very entertaining.
Jade drank something that was supposed to be a white russian bust tasted more like liquid almond and cream tart. Martin could barely breathe but he was there and enjoying the company upstairs.

We hung out and listened to some killer music (yeah... I'm being very humble here) together with a lot of awesome people. And hopefully we made someone go mad.
Again, thanks to everyone who attended! We had so much fun!


-Jade

News From the Frontline!

Hi friends and welcome back!

Enter freely, and leave some of the happiness you bring. I write to you in this dire time to inform and engulf you in the news of Circus Of Lamia, news about in the studio videos and finally a release date for the upcoming freshly glazed EP.

I start with the incredibly important knowledge that we at this moment would be working our asses of... if we had any asses left to work. We are working everyday to make this release and all future events as perfect as possible.  First of all, you will get some videos from the studio with some band footage. At the end of the week the first offspring will see the glorious light of the modern world, we just need to give the videos some subtitles for all of our English speaking friends.

Hear ye folks, the story isn’t over by a long shot. We have talked a lot about the upcoming release, about the logo, songs and artwork. But when will you guys be able to hear it? That´s a good question and I´m going to answer it right now.

Remember remember the 16th September
Our sanity will be dissolved
By music and words
A dark symphony
That welcome thee
To the Circus Of Lamia

Translation: The physical release of the EP will be the 16th September, this date we will also release a limited amount of exclusive Welcome Madness posters.
On the other hand the Digital release will be the 30th September, so keep your eyes peered and ears on alert for a new chapter in your lifes!

Bye my friends and family-
Martin

The Cover

This is the CD cover for Welcome Madness!
Artwork by Gustavo Sachez:


Isn't it pretty? :D

-Matt

Weekend with makeup and poses

Hello Fellow Freaks!

The dust from this intense weekend has finally started to settle, A weekend full of laughs, music and photographing. The reason for this insane escapade?

Well first we had our pre photo shoot meeting, more info and some nice picture will come later on this blog part. The day after we had our photo shoot as Jade mentioned on an earlier entry, but the day wasn´t over there! The photo shoot was followed by a rehearsal filled with half naked dudes running around and playing music (picture will follow in the next entry).

Oh well, enough with this blabbering about the photos and the half naked dudes (I know you want to see them but not right now). In this entry we´ll focus on our meeting before the photos. The plan was to get there, fix the make up quickly and then move on, everything went according to plan expect one thing. Our two, very dear and very pretty female members (both on vocals for some reason) took literally ages to make themselves ready. I give some break to Jade for all her massive amount of clothes to choose from (as earlier mentioned she would probably need a bus to transport them all), but our there old Matt is another question. She fixed her makeup and clothes for an eternity (Yes, “she”. Look at her nails on the picture below and you will understand).

Don´t they look pretty together?


At the same time me and my beloved string bender Alex relaxed in the sofa knowing that we were done long before the others.


But as you all know, a band is not complete without a drummer with a pseudo smile painted on his face and a frantic look in his eyes. Our dear Saint Samuel went from peaceful and calm to fearsome and wild in a matter of minutes, but we love him dearly even if he is a little bit…special.
Oh! Enough with the japing about how he looks when we can show him in action eye fucking the mirror.


But as you all knows a band isn´t a band without with the classical band picture. As usual we couldn´t be serious on a meeting so we went ahead posing as there was no tomorrow, it all ended with our final picture of the day. Some megalomaniacal mind thought we would be able to pull of the so called “Death Metal” pose, did it work out or did we rape the pose? You be the judge of that!


That´s all for today folks, stay safe, don´t drink and drive, don’t run in circles naked and scream Circus of Lamia I love thee on the top of your lungs (even if you want to) and for all in this world don´t stop reading our blog now when I have infested it.


Thank You All, Sleep well and don´t inhale Jod!
- Martin

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